Oh my God I am such an idiot. Can you say gauge? Why oh why oh why can't I learn. I check gauge, I do my swatch, I measure, then I blithly ignore it. WHY!? Will someone please just smack me on the head?
I can't even write about all the projects that are screwed up right now. ARGH! WHY?
Clearly I have offended the knitting goddesses. Any suggestions on how to get back into their good graces?